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Post by Energizer Abby on Dec 4, 2012 7:16:07 GMT -5
 {Click on the image or HERE} Trust Gibbs. He will never lead you astray.I've known Gibbs for years now, and he's never once let me down. Ever. He's Gibbs, and I'm Abby. That's just all there is to it, you know? He is pretty awesome, and I happen to think he's the best boss a girl can have, though I guess technically, he's not really my boss. He protects me when I need it, and gives me hugs and Caf-Pow and always knows when to call me so I can make a break-through. Also, hurt him and you die.
Don't canoodle Tony. It'll just feed his ego.Tony's... Tony. At first glance, he doesn't take things seriously. But he does. Somehow, he knows how to get the best results from people by using that cavalier attitude. He works hard and isn't above sneaking into the bullpen to finish paperwork. I know because I've caught him doing it. He flirts with any tirls that move, so long as they're not jailbait, and he thinks he's God's gift to women. So don't feed that ego more than it's already been. He really doesn't need it. Oh, and one more thing: hurt him and die.
If you need something killed, ask Ziva. She'll do it faster than anyone.Ziva is defintely someone you want on your side in a fight. I mean, she's all kinds of kick-ass. If it were ancient times, she'd totally have been an amazon. ...I'm not sure I could see her chopping off her left boob in order to better shoot a bow and arrow, though. That might be crossing the line. Maybe Xena, Warror Princess? Let's go with that. Anyway, she's awesome. One of the strongest people I know. Hurt her and prepare for death.
Computer issues? Ask McGee.For some reason, people think of McGee as one of the smallest members of the team. Truth is, he's actually the second tallest. The main thing you need to know about him is that he's crazy wicked smart. Like, scary smart. Anything he and I don't know about computers isn't worth knowing. He's also one of the sweetest people that I know. Oh, yeah. Hurt him? You'll die.
If you need to know trivia, ask Ducky. He should be on Jeapardy.I think Ducky might be the smartest guy I've ever met. If Gibbs is the dad of the group, then Ducky is the grandpa figure. He's the only person that can get away with calling me "Abigail", because he doesn't make it sound like I'm in trouble, but rather that he calls me by my full name out of respect. And I mean this more about him than anyone else: hurt. Him. And. Die.
If you have a problem, talk to Kate. She can make anything better.Kate's definitely the nurturing type. I don't think I'd go so far as to say that she's the mom of the group, though. Big sister, definitely. If Kate were the mom, though, she'd be a kick-ass one. She's really easy to talk to, and just has this air of trustworthiness around her. She's one of the most naturally nice people I know. And you guessed it, hurt her and die.
We're a family. Desertion is not permitted.Our family is huge. We fight a lot. There are so many break-ups and hook-ups and who knows what that it's a good thing we're not all actually related by blood. We don't always get along, but we always have each other's backs, and that's the important part. The best thing about our family, though, is that there's always room for more people in it. We don't reach a quota and blockade the doors or anything like that. [/blockquote] |
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